close enough haha
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
ITS A PRIME MINISTER GOD DAMNIT
oh my god
NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT
WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better
IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
Jesus also washed the feet of all his disciples.
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him
i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
this is literally the best video on the internet
are those the fucking jonas brothers
You know the words.
You’ve seen it at least 5 times.
ONCE THE DRUMS CAME IN I HIT REBLOG.
literally my reaction.
I got this song stuck in my head a few weeks ago at work and was walking around humming it all day and I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I’m completely insane.
I get it as soon as I hear that little “wooww” at the beginning
IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER.
HELL FUCKING YEAH
I’m embarassed to say it took me a while
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein