capzack:



#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt




/CAN’T BREATHE

capzack:

#can somebody put an even smaller spiderman on the little spiderman’s butt

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/CAN’T BREATHE

♥ 163096 — 28 minutes ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via himynameismrbrightside (source)
♥ 200907 — 32 minutes ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via laughingatyoursecurity (source)
ghoustly:

close enough haha

ghoustly:

close enough haha

♥ 94523 — 49 minutes ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via canadiancrushsaga (source)

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

ITS A PRIME MINISTER GOD DAMNIT

♥ 326613 — 1 hour ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via ihills

blue-eyed-hanji:

mikasa-ackerman:

menstruacion:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

babydontreply:

sizvideos:

Video

😭😭😭

oh my god

NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT

WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better

IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY

♥ 155865 — 6 hours ago on 21 Sep 2014 — via oddieodelia (source)
gifak-net:

video

gifak-net:

video

♥ 9532 — 22 hours ago on 20 Sep 2014 — via canahdian (source)

juudaimesky:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

Jesus also washed the feet of all his disciples.

♥ 240120 — 1 day ago on 20 Sep 2014 — via camo--zamboni (source)

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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♥ 247236 — 1 day ago on 19 Sep 2014 — via walmart-version-of-you (source)
Anonymous inquired:

your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

PLEASE

♥ 92905 — 1 day ago on 19 Sep 2014 — via camo--zamboni (source)

stay-in-reality-liberals:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

Leslie Knope

♥ 208592 — 2 days ago on 19 Sep 2014 — via lifeisanuncertainthing (source)

edens-blog:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

♥ 451720 — 2 days ago on 18 Sep 2014 — via allidrohorcrux (source)

SONG:
ARTIST:
ALBUM:
PLAYS: 1148301

i-am-truly-epic:

so-yea-now-risingdemon:

believable-alibi:

jordnstuff:

the-banana-paradox:

mythireandfire:

thorhead:

whathasbeenlost:

psychicoblivion:

You know the words.

You’ve seen it at least 5 times.

Just play.

Dooooo iiiiiit

ONCE THE DRUMS CAME IN I HIT REBLOG.

YES

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literally my reaction.

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I got this song stuck in my head a few weeks ago at work and was walking around humming it all day and I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I’m completely insane.

I get it as soon as I hear that little “wooww” at the beginning 

IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER.

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HELL FUCKING YEAH

I’m embarassed to say it took me a while

♥ 221914 — 3 days ago on 18 Sep 2014 — via lindsaylately (source)
dennys:

COMPUTER: DISPENS THE PORK!

dennys:

COMPUTER: DISPENS THE PORK!

♥ 2652 — 3 days ago on 18 Sep 2014 — via dennys

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

♥ 92841 — 3 days ago on 18 Sep 2014 — via fuckyeahloldemort (source)
operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

♥ 176120 — 3 days ago on 17 Sep 2014 — via funky-fandoms (source)